jokes

To you who is the one that any more you cannot stand, the ignorance or the nonchalance? - it matters neither for nor me.

Doctor, who said to me that it was, scorpio or capricorn? - cancer, lady, cancer.

Doctor, doctor, I have a problem: whenever drink coffee damages to me the eye. - has never it proved of treura the spoon of the cup?

My Easter holidays

In the first days, I stayed in home. I played Wii, I read a lot and I watched TV. Before these first days, I met my friends. In Monday Sílvia and me, met in Carla's house's. We played Wii and talked a lot. It was funny! Another day I went to Port-Bou with my best friends in there. On Sunday, I met Sílvia in the cinema Box. We saw "Knowing". It's a scary film about a professor, who find a message written by children 50 years ago. This message haves a long list of numbers. When the professor understands the message, he knews the world is in a terrible danger. Her brither went with us. It was crazy Easter holidays!